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The MRI
Isarielle All right reserved SACEM 15th March 2018
Absence of cervico-occipital joint Absence of bulbo-medullary junction I am wondering, Doctor ... Absence of cervico-occipital joint... OK, I am not THAT surprised, considering how zealous the jackhammers are... BUT absence of bulbo-medullary junction at that......... isn’t it a bit much for a one and only woman, uh ?? What do you think ?...
Well, I know you don’t type the reports yourself, but what do you mean exactly by it isn’t the end of the world…?? [Deep breath ...] So, if I am to follow your line of reasoning, Doctor, it is now up to the patients themselves to detect the fake news in the reports ... Oh well, why didn’t you say so right from the start...I guess the most compos mentis among us will get by fine ; I just hope the rest are not weak-hearted ...
Pardon me?“It should have been : Absence of abnormality in the cervico-occipital joint ... only one word was missing… abnormality...” Yes, but what a word, Doctor, what a wo…
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PRINCE CHARMING
Isarielle All rights reserved SACEM 15 March 2018

Aaaahhh ! I had a good night’s sleep !...
Yes, I know, three months is a bit long, that’s true, but it is wintertime…
No, no, I woke up by myself, like a big girl...
What do you mean by how ? With Andy, of course!...
Where he is? Hahaha, what business is it of yours where my Android phone is?
Ah… you mean……. him ? Frankly no idea… With Paris on flooding alert,then the snow storms, the black ice, the wild winds, the biting cold, the flights and bus services cancelled, the metro lines disrupted, and the roads blocked, asking me where he is... how should I know ?
Are you kidding me ! No, I won’t... What would I look like with my text message ? « WRU WRUD ? » No, no, no, he would feel like he is already in conquered territory... No way... Besides, it’s too late, I am awake now…
Oh, I don’t know, why don’t you file a complaint with the Public Works Department and with the Met Office, set up a Google alert or something. He has been…
THE HACKED PC 

Isarielle 
Copyright SACEM August 22nd 2017
- Hi,
I’m nu on zis forum, komin’ 2 see if u can help. I beeleev my PCs been hackt. Wen I turniton in ze mornin’, i see strang tings, like zi arow of ze kursor zat moovz ôl buy itself or for exempol wen i upplode a foto wiz my eidj onit to a deitin site, ze next day i see i’m nolonger 22, but 44... can u help?
PS : i’mnogood wiz compyouters

- Hi…
Thanks for joining us on this forum. I have had a bit of a hard time reading your post, but I am going to try to help you with your problem. However, let me remind you that the title of this forum is not « Has my PC been hacked? », but « Are you for or against motherboards? ».

- Oh, i’msory i didn’t no.

- No problem. Have you had this problem for a long time ?

- Iwoodsay, abaot 3 days. Ishuramnot paraknoid, but i tink zere’s sambadi in my PC…

- No, no, not necessarily.

- Endso i nolonger dair 2 kontact my kontacts, i’m afred to kontaminet dem, beecuz ôl zoz i no, zay ôl hav de sem problem azmi na…
FALLOW AND FLOWERY

Isarielle 

Copyright SACEM August 21st 2017

Being renovated, yes,... well, not me, my appartment...

Who just said « It might be time to start thinking about it too, Isa... »?

Hey you, yes, you in the last row, come over here, snowflake!

You will write 125 times..., why 125? Because love doesn’t count the cost, that’s why! Don’t make things worse for you! You’ll write 150 times « Silence on the set! Isa is working, for touch-ups come back later! » 150 times... Go back to your seat now!... 

With a smile on your face!

Needless to say, I’ll add you back only when it’s done...

Now... let me see, where was I?... Oh, yes! On my terrasse... I am sitting here just like a refugee between the refrigerator and the watering-can... I catch sight of my feet, nearly levitating over a window box of geraniums and beyond my feet, which I can say are quite pretty, I see the world... and all of a sudden, in a bunch of sparkles, ideas come to me at 120mph (well, let’s say 100). Quick! To write th…
CHINON-SUR-BELON 

Isarielle 

Copyright SACEM August 19th 2017.

What do you mean by Indre-et-Loire is not by the sea !? Oh, really? Reeeally ? Oh ....... I thought that with the melting of the ice caps ... No? OK...... 

Well..., so be it..., but maybe we could prepare the Indre-et-Loironians... Indre-et-Loirians..., in short, those living in the area, a little bit... and so why not call a referendum right now... "Are you for or against the coming of the sea to Indre-et-Loire"? At least we would know where we stand, you see....... 

And yet... the more I think about it..., the more I’m wondering... is it such a good idea... because... I mean... Chinon-sur-Belon, Amboise-sur-Mer, that sounds pretty good, the problem does not lie there... no..., but, let’s say that for purely personal reasons, I would like it better if Chinon remained on the Vienne river and la Trinité where it is, you see... 

I mean... try to follow me here..., if Chinon is on Belon, what does that imply, huh? It mean…
THE TEXT MESSAGE 

Isarielle 

Copyright SACEM August 12th 2017.

The other day, I received a text message for identity verification... No introduction, no nothing, just 4 letters: LUNY... There was no countdown, folks, I can tell you that; right away I texted back LUNY YOURSELF*... it calmed them down, believe you me... from then on there was like a big void out there... I could tell that they were very embarrassed, very unprepared for that... but that taught them a lesson... now they text appropriately... no... the messages are neither intelligent, nor always readily understandable at first glance, and... yes, they are still as short as ever..., but I would say overall quite respectful ^^ 

ROTFLMAO** 
Isa 

* Why should I expand on my identity with people I don't know from Adam or Eve??...
**(Internet) Used to express great amusement.
KAMASUTRA 

Isarielle 

Copyright SACEM August 14th 2017.

You want my opinion on sex? I’ll give it to you: overrated and overdone, very much so... Let’s take an example : Kamasutra, 100 positions... 100 positions* ... ?????!!!!!????? When 1 or 2 would be largely sufficient to cover our recommended daily intake, uh? Listen! Frankly... OK, agreed ! We do not all have to like the same ones, you are right... Feel free... but stiiiiiilllllll... 

It is a bit like going to the supermarket and choosing from the 100 varieties offered… You reach saturation point, you understand, and you end up not knowing which way to turn, not to mention that the whole thing takes an awful lot of time, time that could easily be used for something much more meaningful, OK, deeper if it's clearer for you... No, really... 

And frankly, if you look at the 100, how many really epitomize true creativity ? Very few, if you want my opinion, very few. The guy, Vatsyayana , was stuck at home, on a Tuesday, it was raining, …